You know how I know you’re gay?

You use Twitter

You know how I know you’re gay?

You use the internet for things other than porn.

You know How I Know You’re Gay?

Your farts don’t make a sound

You know How I Know You’re Gay?

You own every CD by Gary Barlow

You know How I Know You’re Gay?

You secretly tried out for Backstreet Boys

You know How I Know You’re Gay?

You went through my closet last night and told me What Not To Wear!

You know How I Know You’re Gay?

You waxed my anus

You know How I Know You’re Gay?

You waxed your anus

You know How I Know You’re Gay?

You have a rainbow bumper sticker on your car that says ‘I love it when balls are in my face’

You know How I Know You’re Gay?

You like the movie Maid In Manhattan

You know How I Know You’re Gay?

How? ‘Cause your gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?

You know How I Know You’re Gay?

You macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts

You know How I Know You’re Gay?

Your ripping off that lame routine from The 40 Year Old Virgin

You know How I Know You’re Gay?

You liked the 40 Year Old Virgin

You know How I Know You’re Gay?

You still make Brokeback Mountain jokes

You know How I Know You’re Gay?

You used the towels with my name stitched into them to wipe the jizz off your lips

You know How I Know You’re Gay?

Your towels have your name stitched into them

You know How I Know You’re Gay?

Your always talking about public radio